AAAAGEEEE HUT….PEEEEECHE BUTTTT........

 “ Sanju..This is too much……..”…Storming to the bed room during one Sunday morning,A visibly irritated Niladri yelled…………….

 “ What happened sweet girl”?….

 “One side the father is mischievous  ...other side the son is competing with  father to become more naughty……..”

“ Tell me, what happened”?.............

“Look, when I scolded our son for not completing the homeworks, he took my cell phone and changed the laungage”.Showing her cell, she complained…..

“ Wow…lemme check up….Tell me in which language it is set by now”?

“ I doono……….”

I made an inspection….The set language seemed German or Spanish…..

“ Swammro zheegavi mushdkodo tho habba”…I told her………

“ What…what?”

“ Oh…u don’t know Spanish…poor girl…Pity…pity….the cell is reset with Spanish language, darling………..”

“Sanju, don’t play with my patience…I am fed up by now…U have to take action now itself……….”…She out cried………

“Come on, we will catch him…”……….We both moved towards the living room where our son looked busy with POGO channel…..

“ Man..come here…….” Sitting on a chair I commanded…….

Without any ex-pression, he came near me and stood up…..

“Tell me, why you changed the language in yar mom’s cell?” I pretended to be in anger……

“ I wont speak to you pappa”………His answer was cool…..

“ Why? What happened?”

“ You agreed to buy the cd of spiderman but didn’t keep the promise yet..……..”

“ Don’t you know that you are a good boy….?? Good boys never complaint……..”

“ Good Boys never complaint…I also know that ..But now I have become a bad boy……….”

“ Oho, if you are a bad boy, no parent will gift the cd”…….

“ Pappa lemme complete…Though I am a bad boy , I have decided to be a medium boy..So I have become a medium boy by now….”

“ Hear..hear how your son is answering to your queries?” Niladri tried to add some mirchi……….

“Lalith…I want to punish you now itself……..Stand in my front …..U know how to walk like military people…U must walk like them when I command…..So walk forward in attention When I order”AAGE HUT..” and u have to walk backwards when I order PEECHE BUT.U should not stop the walking  with out my permission…Ok?…”

Nodding the head, Lalith became ready………..

“ What is this AAGE HUT and PEECHE BUT??..The sentence itself is wrong…”Nila tried to intervene…

“I know that madam….Please wait…………….”

“ATTENTION.......AAAAAGEEE.....HUTTTTT “…..My sound vibrated high……….and Lalith steadily walked forward…..After a minute I commanded

“ PEECHEEE BUTTTTTT ”…………..He walked steadily backwards….

 “ Is this a punishment…?”…. Miffed by us,Niladri raised a question…….

“ Yes”……..

“ Ok……I will also keep the same lines by noon 1.30…………”Moving back to the bed room she confirmed……..

“ Why? Why?”…….

“ For me, AAGEE HUT means….look at the kitchen, I haven’t prepared anything………and PEECHE BUT means.... if u want to have something, better buy from outside………..” While closing the bed room door she completed the new meaning of that………..

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